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Sartorial Twilight Zone Tuesday. . .

 


Submitted for your approval (in my best Rod Serling voice).  Today's attire.  College professor Heinz-Ulrich thought he was dressing with panache before he drove into campus this morning.  

And while the parking area at school resembled the usual stadium lot across the river from the library, he soon discovered to his horror that it was not.  Heinz-Ulrich had instead arrived at Living Island and become a character in a Sid and Marty Kroft Saturday morning TV show from the early 197os.  

Heinz Ulrich was in. . .  The Sartorial Twilight Zone!

Hmm.  Perhaps not quite H.R. Pufnstuf-Witchipoo territory, but a little too close for my liking.  Taken in isolation, each item is fine, but the overall combination is a bit, um, colorful.  And certainly also busy.   

The unfortunate result of dressing in the dark.  My only defense, and a pretty lame on at that.  

A solid necktie, and/or darker plain socks, and/or a different (or no) vest/waistcoat would make the ensemble easier on the eyes I think.  Ah, well.  Live and learn as the saying goes.  Back to the sartorial drawing board.  

Time now to get some real work accomplished.

-- Heinz-Ulrich






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