As I said to my wife when we were looking over our photographs post-supper last night, "Ignore the ass in the jacket!" Y esterday, my wife, The Grand Duchess, and I celebrated ou r 10th wedding anniversary. I gave her with a pair of Italian sterling silver earrings, cycling tights along with a high resolution yellow cycling jacket, and an all too rare dinner out on the town sans child, something we have not done by ourselves in almost a year. Our son the Young Master is only borderline ASD, but he can be difficult to handle at times when the routine is interrupted. God bless Mrs. P., his para-professional from school, who came over for a few hours to keep him occupied and prepare him for bedtime. Anyway, we tried a local eatery -- The River House Inn -- and enjoyed ourselves immensely. The weather was cool for late June with low humidity and a light breeze, so we were able to have our wine, meal, and dessert along the shady banks o the Red Cedar River....